Words of wisdom
From my eleven year old nephew:
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?''
The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.'
The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?'
In the words of Socrates: "I've corrupted the youth. Now where's that damn hemlock?"
John
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Nice. :-D